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Mrs. Cudmuffle’s Ring

by Judge Clark

“You’re very thoughtless—very thoughtless, indeed!” muttered Mr. Cudmuffle, with a disturbed glance at the dimpled hand whose taper fingers were busy finding the place in the family prayer-book. “Upon my word, it’s too bad!”

The hand was Mr. Cudmuffle’s wife’s; but fastidious in the matter of wifely charms as husbands are prone to become in time, it would have puzzled any one—not in the secret—to tell what there was in the fair object of Mr. Cudmuffle’s glance to evoke criticism—especially just when the Rev. Mr. Callowdown was clearing his throat to begin the evening service, and Mr. Cudmuffle’s thoughts should have been fixed on other things.

“Where’s your ring?” whispered Mr. Cudmuffle.

“I—I must have forgotten it on my dressing-case,” stammered Mrs. Cudmuffle, confused and blushing.

Had all the possible sins of omission been comprised in that one, Mr. Cudmuffle would hardly have felt more shocked and indignant. The ring in question—a wedding gift to his spouse—had cost, we are afraid to guess how much, —though it is safe to say the amount had since been saved, several times over, by the system of pinching economy rigidly enforced by Mr. Cudmuffle in the matter of his wife’s expenditures. That she should wear the costly ornament on all public occasions—especially at church—was a point he insisted on, not only in dutiful recognition of his rare munificence, but as a becoming tribute to his state and dignity. When Mrs. Cudmuffle’s hand supported… Read More