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The Pretty Thief

by James Dabney


“Have I had much experience with thieves? If you mean professional thieves, I have, sir. I don’t see much of the petty cases that come up before the police magistrates, as they are out of my line.”

So spoke my friend, Officer If--, who had been for many years one of the detectives of the great city in which I resided. He had frequently told me of his adventures in the discharge of the duties of his profession, some of which I have already told before the readers of this journal.

“Yes,” he continued, “I’ve seen a great deal of thieves in my day, and I give it all as my candid opinion, sir, that the worst characters of this class are women. They’re the hardest to deal with, from the fact that they can lie with a better grace than a man, and are so quick to remind you of the fact that you are a man and more powerful than they. That you find yourself almost ashamed to proceed against them as harshly as they deserve. Then again, they are far more ingenious than man, and are much harder to entrap, for they can baffle by their arts and tricks the most complete detective of the whole force. I remember one case of female dexterity which came under my notice. I mean that I arrested the woman after the robbery was committed.

“You know the firm of Grindem and Squeeze, of this city, sir. They are extensive retail dry goods dealers, and their trade is principally with the wealthy, fashionable class of citizens. They have the reputation of being the keenest business men in the place, and their clerks are regarded as among the smartest and hardest to deceive of any in the whole trade. Indeed, it is said they will not keep a clerk who is not pretty well up to their standard of shrewdness. Well, it is to show you how one of these very smart clerks was taken in, that I am about to relate this story.

“One morning Messrs. Grindem and Squeeze received a… Read More