A Detective's Story
An officer in a reminiscent mood writes to the Cincinnati Enquirer the following: You are aware that people who indulge their appetites to excess for strong drink, and who garner the excitement of the gaming-table, are apt to form unreasonable and highly erroneous impressions even regarding their best friends. It happened that my young hero, whose name was John O’Brown, obtained the idea that I had something to do with his adoption of the life of a gambler. He imagined that his family had disowned him therefore and that his intended wife had married another man because of his dissolute habits. One evening as I was sitting in my room congratulating myself upon having lived a useful and ornamental life, and planning how I could perform several acts of benevolence without being detected, the door suddenly flew open with a crash in obedience to the mandate of an enthusiastic and industrious foot, and, to my consternation, there stood before me, attired in blood-shot eyes, nobody but John O’Brown. He held a double-action revolver of uncomfortable caliber in one hand and a Chinese laundry ticket in the other.
“‘I have come to kill you!’ he exclaimed, as he stood in front of me rocking to and fro from the effects of a debauch that must have lasted about eight days. As he swayed to and fro like a cobra de capello preparing to strike, his eyes leered at me in a most suggestive way, and I saw that I must act quickly or not at all.