“A Flat”
A Story of College Life
Arthur Hoyt looked at himself in the glass curiously, and without self-love or self-prejudice. He saw there a frank, good-natured face, a pair of blue eyes and a mass of curly brown hair. As far as he could judge there was nothing particularly out of the way with his countenance.
“Say, Dick,” he began, to his roommate, who was puzzling over a page of Xenophon, “I’ve been taking account of stock, and I don’t see anything unpardonably wrong about my features. They are not angular enough to be called sharp, nor level enough to be justly called flat; so I can’t exactly see the suitableness of the expression which has somehow come to be my college cognomen.”
“Don’t be a fool,” growled Dick, without looking up from his book.
“I’ve always been a great stickler for the fitness of things, eternal and temporal,” continued Arthur, “and if to be ‘a flat’ is really applicable as a correct description of the impression my personal appearance makes on my companions, all right! I’d as soon respond to that name as any other; but if it’s not mine, then, old fellow, it’s got to be stopped!”
“If you’d rob hen-roosts, and steal the housekeeper’s preserves, and lay [traps] to trip up old men and women, and raise Cain generally, you’d be the most popular fellow in college,” said Dick, with a disdainful grimace, still with his eyes fixed on his book. “They let me alone, you see, because I don’t care a hang for ‘em, and because they know I’m as poor as poverty… Read More