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From the Overland Monthly

An Inexplicable Fancy


Frenchmen or Frenchwomen are tragic, or nothing, unless they happen to be comical. Nature had endowed the Gallic mind with an adroit aptness and seizes with equal facility upon the terrible or the grotesque, a revolution or a masquerade. This, by way of preface, and the story of “an inexplicable fancy” begins:

Henri Cardone was a young French artist of distinguished promise. His neat little domicile and his pretty little wife were situated in suburban Paris. One early twilight in the month of November of a certain year, as he entered his home, his wife ran unto him, twined her plump arms around his neck, bestowing a full-blown affection upon his responsive lips, and immediately exclaimed, “O, dear, Henri! I had such a surprise, such an odd visitor, this afternoon; a man with such an inexplicable fancy that I have been waiting these two hours for your arrival, and (bestowing a playful cut thereupon) your ears.

“And now these ears have arrived, Irene, my pet, I suppose your merry tongue will tattle away as glibly as a new wound up music-box; and once started, I shall not have an opportunity to put a word in even edgewise until you have run down completely. But for this old man, with the ‘inexplicable fancy.’ He could not have taken a fancy to you, for that would have been neither odd nor inexplicable. Did he, utterly regardless of the divine set of his trousers, go down upon his knees and beseech of you to fly with him to some intensely rural retreat, there to subsist upon moonshine and his adorable moustache? and was it his inexplicable fancy that you should be accompanied by such little articles of available value as this poor hovel might afford? Or, was he a wandering Gypsy lord, who predicted that you were to be the Queen of all proud French, instead of one humble heart? And… Read More