My Cry for Help
by A.H.T.
I am not naturally of a vindictive nature, far from it, but if there is any one thing that I nourish a fierce hatred for it is a thorough race-course scoundrel; you may call him what you like, welsher, three-card man, roulette-table keeper, pickpocket, thief, for his vocation merely varies with opportunity.
Almost every created animal, I believe, man included, has a violent antipathy to some body or thing. It is a recognized fact that the most plethoric of bulls cannot calmly graze with a red object in view, no matter whether it be the sash of the matador or a petticoat; provided only it is of the obnoxious colour at it he goes half frenzied with rage.
The ‘rough’ has mortal dread and aversion to either a policeman or soap and water; the garrotter in loud outcries protests against the inhumanity of flogging; while the mamma of the period (if she will pardon me for introducing her in such company) shows by a cold manner, vulgarly styled as ‘snubbing,’ or by a sudden interest in nothing at all going on in an opposite direction, that the object of her peculiar detestation, the younger son, approaches. Well then, as I said before, I confess to an indomitable hatred for all sorts and conditions of race-course swindlers. I wage fierce war against the three-card man; having studied his craft for the purpose, I glory in taking an occasional half-crown or two from his ill-gotten gains; and if, as is very often the case, he is one too many for me, I deliberately set the police at him.
I draw the betting-ring for the welsher, and head him too if I can, as he steals away, and, stonyhearted, wonder, after he has been stripped, whether I could proceed against him under Lord Campbell’s Act,… Read More