Respectable Mr. Skimpall
“That was a blue day,” said old John Telbert, with a glance around, as much as to say:
“If you want to hear more, say so.”
“What was a blue day?” asked Dave Spang.
Old John drew a match across the sole of his moccasin, lit his corn-cob chibouque, and, after a few preparatory whiffs, answered:
“The day I got locked up in jail.”
There was a general murmur of surprise.
Having given our astonishment time to work itself in, old John proceeded:
“You see I made up my mind to move furder West. So, after sellin’ out what little I had, me and Polly and the baby pulled up stakes, and packin’ up a few light articles in a two hoss wagon, set out on our travels.
“’Twas along about noon on the second day, when four men come gallopin’ up, and filed off, two on each side, at the same time pullin’ out four pistols.
“‘Halt!’ says one of ’em.
“Now, I’d as good a rifle with me as ever drawed bead on buck or redskin, but I’d seen too many scrimmages not to know that four to one’s desp’rate odds, ’specially when they’ve got the draw on you. So, I jest asked what they wanted.
“‘You,’ says the one that’d spoke first.
“‘What for?’ said I.
“‘You know where you stopped to bait your hosses yesterday?’ said he.
“‘Yes,’ says I.
“‘Well, the money you paid there’s counterfeit, and so’s that you paid where you stopped last night?’
“‘Now I know you’re ly—jokin’,’ says I; ‘for the money I paid at both places, I got from Mr. Skimpall, the storekeeper at our crossroads, a standin’ candidate for the legislater, and the best jedge o’ money in the county. I got him to change me a… Read More