Good Mr. Sprue
“Hurry up there and get your tickets, gentlemen!” shouted a man in a blue coat and brass buttons, with the company’s badge on his lapel.
There was a general scramble for the head of the line, and a hurried falling back to the less enlightened places by those who failed to secure the first.
I never had any good luck in gaining a good place in a crowd. A tall man with a high hat, always would go between me and whatever sight was to be seen. If it rained at the circus, the inevitable fat woman with the green umbrella, always bounded my horizon. In the rush to hear a popular preacher I have been fortunate enough to secure a camp stool at the far end of the room, but most commonly have to put up with “standing room” in the third or fourth rank, catching here and there a word of the discourse, but not a glimmer of the sense.
This time I feared as usual. Elbowed out at every attempt to gain a better lodgement, I found myself at last at the extreme end of the queue.
“Hurry up, I say!” kept shouting he in blue and brass.
But in spite of all, the line shortened slowly. I was getting nervous. The next day was Thanksgiving; which I had agreed to spend at Deacon Patchin’s between whose daughter Polly and myself certain tender negotiations were then in active progress. To miss the train involved the choice of either giving up my visit or waiting several hours and arriving just in time to find Polly in the pouts and taking a longing look at the cold remains of that special turkey of whose growth in fatness Polly’s postscripts had kept me from time to time advised.
“Hurry up! Less than a minute till the gate closes!” admonishes the blue and brazen official, as at last I reached the ticket window.
“Ticket to Hugginsport,” I said hurriedly.
“Two dollars!” replied the ticket man, slapping down his stamp on a piece… Read More