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La Serenissima


A Tale of Venice


It was towards the end of—60, when one night an English king’s messenger reached Mestre, waiting to cross over to Venice. Sir John Hawser—such was his name—was young, brave and very highly connected, and as such perhaps, he had been chosen by the ministry to convey some trifling message to King George III’s representative in that town. He reached Venice just before dawn; and after a hurried toilet and a still more hurried breakfast, Sir John delivered his packet, and began exploring the lanes and alleys of this incomprehensible town.

Thoroughly enjoying the freedom of walking after his long journey by coach and gondola, Sir John indulged his rambling propensities to the full extent. Whilst he was doing so a crowd collected in front of the Ducal Palace.

While pushing and elbowing his way in the crowd some cleaver pickpocket robbed him of his lace handkerchief. He would have been less angry if it had happened in London; the pickpockets there were so clever that there was no shame in being their victim; but to have been plundered by a clumsy Venetian was too much for his equanimity, and he burst out in a torrent of abuse. Speaking mostly in Italian, but mixing a few English anathemas in his speech, he related his loss to a few bystanders, and was advised by them to complain to the police, or rather to those officials who under the Serenissima fulfilled the present duties of the… Read More