The Man in the Brown Coat
The Tobacconist's Story
by Mary Kyle Dallas
“Excuse me, sir; when I first saw you come in, I thought you were—ahem!—him, sir—Havanas? yes, sir—a very fine quality, and cheaper than you can find them elsewhere. Have a light, sir? For whom did I take you? Law, sir, I—I took you for the gentleman in the brown coat!
“You see, you are a gentleman in a brown coat—and that’s how the mistake arose. And it is a curious coincidence that the first time he ever came into this shop, he came inquiring, as you did, for Havanas.
“Well, it is a story—though it’s a thing, no doubt, that happens every day. But a little event is a great one to quiet folks like me. Here I live, year in and year out, hardly going anywhere unless it is to church—I have a seat in Doctor Klicket’s—or to my brother John’s, at Elizabeth, where he has as fine a family as you ever saw. And I have no wife; though I admire the ladies. Yes, it was rather a remarkable event in my life!
“The rooms above, sir, are what you wouldn’t expect from the outside of the house. High ceiling, marble mantels, and a centre-piece. The gas is in, too, in a chandelier; but that the tenant I’m goin’ to tell you about put in himself.
“I had some trouble letting ’em, sir, at times; because, you see, folks willing to pay the price I asked didn’t want to live over a tobacconist’s shop. So, one year, the bill was up a long while, and I did nothing but show the room to folks that bothered my life out.
“One English party I never shall forget, for they were more than flesh and blood could stand. Glad I was then, you may guess, when, one day, a gentleman—a very young gentleman to hire rooms, walked into my shop; and, after… Read More