A Detective's Discovery
How Mrs. Popperman Grew Suspicious Over a Mysterious Bur
“Where did these burs come from?” and Mrs. Popperman pulled three real old-fashioned burs from her husband's coat as he lay on the lounge the other evening.
Now, it would have been very easy for Mr. Popperman to have told where the burs came from, but he thought it would be a good joke to mystify his wife, so he pretended to be surprised.
“I—I—don't know.”
“Have you been into the country to-day?”
“No.”
“Well, it's very singular how a business man can get burs on his clothes in New York.”
“Well, I'll tell you. The health officers have planted burdock bushes on Broadway to purify the air and prevent the horses from having blind staggers. Sometimes I brush up against these bushes.”
The next morning two more burs were picked from his pants.
“Well, I'll tell you, my dear. These are[n’t] burs. They are the fruit of a remarkable tropical plant which is now on exhibition at the Fifth Avenue hotel. This plant is twenty feet high. Occasionally I go into the hotel,… Read More