The Mysterious Guests
About six years ago, two Englishmen one day arrived at Calais in the Dover packet. They did not take up their quarters at the hotel of M. Dessein, on which the author of the Sentimental Journey bestowed such celebrity, but went on to an obscure inn, kept by a man of the name of Du Long. They desired to have his best apartments, spent a great deal of money, relished the produce of his wretched kitchen, and thought his adulterated wine perfectly genuine. From day to day Du Long supposed they would continue their journey, and proceed to the capital; for that they had come merely to see Calais, was an idea too absurd to enter anybody’s head. But so far from continuing their journey, and proceeding to the capital, they did not even inspect what was worth seeing in Calais, for except going out now and then to shoot snipes, they kept close at home, eating, drinking, and doing nothing. ‘They may be spies,’ thought the host, ‘or runaways, or fools. No matter—what is that to me? They pay honestly.’ When he was sitting on an evening over a pint with his neighbour and relation the grocer, they used to rack their brains about the mysterious guests. ‘They are spies,’ said the grocer, ‘one of them squints with his left eye;’ ‘A man may squint without being a spy,’ rejoined the host. ‘I should take them for runaways, for they read all my newspapers, probably for the sake of advertisements.’ His kinsman then assured him that Englishmen spend at least a twelfth part of their time in reading newspapers. The conclusion to which they generally came, was, that as the said foreigners were apparently neither spies nor runaways, they could not possibly be anything else than fools. Here the… Read More