The Professor's Stratagem*
by Judge Clark
Herr Karl von Krummelhauser—the Professor, he was called—was an eccentric man of science. With the exception of a few students to whom he gave private lessons, he received no visitors, and had no associates.
His daughter Mary, it was universally agreed, was an angel, and a very arch one at that. I am not going to tell you how pretty she was: but just do your best to fancy the utmost perfection of incipient womanhood, and, if you are blessed with a fair share of the poetic element, you may reach some faint conception of the truth.
Among the Professor’s pupils were my friend Max Oppenheim and myself—at least, I was Max’s friend; I believe he was nobody’s, though I then thought differently. I fell dead in love with Mary, and made Max my confidant, and finally “spoke” to her father.
The Professor heard my proposal with a serious look.
“Have you the means to support a wife?” he inquired.
My resources, I was obliged to confess, were mainly prospective and wholly contingent.
“I am already old,” he continued, “and the small annuity which barely suffices, with such additions as I am able to make to it, for present needs, will end with my life. My daughter xxx[will inherit]xxxxxxxxx[should] only be given to such a union as will render her future assured. However, I will defer my decision. Mary is yet too young to marry. But if, at the end of two years, you shall be in a position to warrant a renewal of your offer, and shall not have changed your mind, I will give you an answer; till then, let the subject be dismissed."