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Richard Watson

by Thomas Waters


In the paper entitled “A Detective in the Bud,” I incidentally mentioned that my first police experience was obtained in aiding the escape from England of one Watson;—the last was in myself escaping, considerably damaged and with much difficulty, from another Watson,—who, as I limp along the streets, I should (were it not that I brim over with the milk—cream, rather—of human kindness) devote at every broken stumble to the Infernal Gods. And much the rascal,—sitting, sipping, smoking in the Isle of France, I could swear, at this very moment, under the shade of a Calabash-tree, as I have read in a song that some great poet did (Moore, I think) would care for that! He had become remarkably fond of cribbage, the villain; it had grown to be a passion with him. It is so just now with me; and wouldn’t I like to give him one for his nob? The cream of human kindness would not curdle at that. Certainly not! On the contrary, it would smoothly overflow, to the extent of sixpence at the very least, upon the next misérable I might chance to meet.

Enough of preface to a very misérable story, viewed in relation to myself. How the mischief I could have been induced to engage in such an enterprise will ever remain a mystery to me. But the wariest of men do very silly things at times. I accept that consolation for what it is worth.

Richard Watson, it is pretty generally known, was held by those who firmly believed they knew him to have been from his youth upwards a model individual. A Hogarth “Good Apprentice,”—imposture, to culminate in a Lord Mayoralty. Pious, too. Oh! saintly pious! hymn-books, homilies, were his delight. Story-books he never opened— that is to say, was never seen to open; and he was presented with a gold watch, when but nine years of age, by an enthusiastic old lady, for having accurately reckoned up… Read More